what will u do ?

:    By ijalana ayokuz (Abstract; online Nigeria) 

My
friend Akin gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello,
could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner &
I think I may b in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom
& as he was going out he returns & says, “Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might
strike a luck there too."D pharmacist gives him a second condom & as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me
she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I
think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akin sat with
his girlfriend on d left, d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d Dad walks in, Akin lowers his head & starts d dinner
prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given
us".10minutes after, my friend Akin was still praying "Thank u Lord 4
you kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying,
keeping his head down, very close 2 d table. They all looked at each
other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than
others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so
religious."Akin replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!” See
wahala!!! If you were Akin...what will u do